Johnny Meah, the Czar of Bizarre (1937 - )

Johnny Meah is the last living master of a dying American art — sideshow circus banner painter. In the mid twentieth century (and before), traveling circuses in the United States often had a “show on the side” from the main tent packed with oddities, freaks, blockheads and geeks. In the busy fairgrounds of the circus, the sideshow developed sales techniques based upon showmanship, centered around a stage just outside the tent called “the bally” that was usually flanked by lurid banners exaggerating the acts you might see inside (called “the banner line”). Usually, when the circus moved on to the next town, those banners were tossed in the trash and new ones were painted in the next town — such is always the curse of commercial artists.
Just like the transmedia crowd of today, American sideshow carnies had a language all their own to describe the phenomenon of the bally: they needed to pass on the art of “creating a ballyhoo” from one carny to another. Today, the phrase ballyhoo is part of the general lexicon (“extravagant publicity or fuss; praise or publicize extravagantly”) but the art of how to create the phenomena is in danger of being forgotten, discarded like the banners that were a part of it.
The Showmanship is the Salesmanship: How to Work the Bally
Imagine you’re “the talker” — the carny standing on the bally, looking out across the sea of circus-goers milling about. Your job is to entertain them (by which I mean “part them from their money”) and get them into the paid show. The carnies called that crowd “the tip,” and here’s the four steps the older more-experienced carnies have taught you:
Step one is building the tip — you’re going to have to make a ruckus to get their attention. But that’s all you have to do at first: get them interested and willing to pay attention, and start moving them towards you at the bally so you can convince them to part with their money. You’ll probably announce a “free show” there on the bally, the “one you’ve all been hearing about”. Something is just about to happen, and they wouldn’t want to miss it. You did mention it was free, right?
Step two is freezing the tip — you want to mesmerize and immobilize them. Tell them “step right up” and get closer to the show, so that they are bunched in a crowd and can’t easily move away physically. Mesmerize them with something startling so they forget whatever else they were thinking about (veteran talker Ward Hall suggests “Daytime, a beautiful girl in a revealing costume holding a big fat snake. At night: fire eating with a fire blast, fire juggling, or even better, a strong freak.”) As soon as you start to draw a small engaged crowd, others will get drawn in as well (“what are they all looking at?”) but you have to keep them entertained enough so that they don’t drift away. Then, when the tip has gotten big enough, you strike.
Step three is the pitch — this is where you pour on your commanding voice and your salesmanship, describing the show with as much hyperbole as you can muster. Talk to them as if they’ve already bought a ticket — tell them what they will see, how they will react, what they’ll tell their friends about the experience later. Strain credibility to the point of inviting criticism, and then encourage them to see and judge for themselves. “The bally is both practiced and improvisational. Reading the crowd and reacting to them is an art.”
Step four is to turn the tip — this is where your sales pitch becomes a call to action with a sense of imperative: time is running out, tickets are limited, move to the ticket booth now because I want you to see this show. This starts a phase of the bally called “the jam” because, if you did your job right, that frozen tip is now rushing like a herd of cattle to buy tickets. But you’re not going to let up on them for a second, because you’re focused now on “the grind” — tickets are going fast, the show starts in just three minutes, everyone else is already moving inside, the show’s about to start and you don’t want to miss it!
If the talker did their job right, the sideshow tent is now full of people who have already proven they will open their wallets. A lot of them probably didn’t even think they were going to see a sideshow today, but the energy carried them in (and opened their wallets.) As the talker, you’ve probably handed off your duties to a similar carny inside who’ll walk the crowd through the exhibits called “the lecturer” — but don’t think for a second that the salesmanship has ended.
Step five is the blow-off — something extra special, an extra exhibit not suitable for everyone, a chance to go behind the screen with the tattooed lady to see everything you’d want to see, all for just $1 more. This money was even more valuable to the sideshow performers than the ticket price (because they didn’t split this money with the “front office”). Once you got behind that screen with the tattooed lady, she might give you a blow-off too by telling you that all she really made was tips and would appreciate another dollar.
There are lessons for all of us in this, because most of us (whether we like it or not) also need to turn a tip somewhere in our art. You can do this as a part of the show by letting part of the show spill outside the tent. You should get their attention, freeze them in place and THEN make the pitch — always in that order. And then, once you know they’ll open their wallet for you, don’t be shy at finding out how much more you can get. You see elements of this formula around you everyday, but nowhere is it boiled down to such essence as on the bally.
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